Post by lyricisdead on Aug 3, 2016 6:41:40 GMT
aight so i have a LOT of funkeys headcanons, so heres some of em
- stitch and ptep are 11,000 years old, but they look like they're 20
- stitch and ptep are siblings
- stitch can't die unless they tell 5 secrets (they already told 2 so they have 3 secrets left).
- ptep can't die unless his determination runs out (or if stitch dies).
- ptep loves lucky a lot and he gets really flustered around her.
- ptep and lucky are a cute couple okay?
- stitch doesn't like romance and they'll rarely get into a romantic relationship with someone.
- berger owns a bakery and her bakery is pretty famous in terrapinia. the best dish there is the cheesecake.
- waggs delivers berger flowers, candy, and presents because they love each other so much.
- berger and waggs are the cutest lesbians.
- lotus is FTM (female to male).
- lotus is still in transition. his voice is still a little high, and he wears binders to compress his chest. dyer supports him and helps him sometime.
- dyer covers his eyes because they're too beautiful
- lucky is really famous in terrapinia. she has concerts, merch, and she inherited her mothers college.
- marshall has a family. his mom, his dad, his little sister, and his older brother, holler (i have yet to make the other 3).
- marshall ran away from home at the age of 16 because he wanted to see the dreamstates. once he got in daydream oasis, the portal to his home zone broke. he stayed in the dreamstates for 6 years.
- marshall is afraid of dali and he loathes goya.
- dali is extremely lovesick for marshall, and they will do anything in order for him to love them.
- marshall dated lucky for a while, but they broke up on the 3rd week because he doesn't like girls romantically or sexually.
- what im saying is that hes gay.
- u.b. covers his left eye because of a terrible accident that happened when he was 12
- u.b. started living on his own ever since the great disaster happened. both his mom and sister disappeared after the great disaster, and his dad works at a car shop (and no hes not con i hate him so much).
- bones did the great disaster
that's all for now, its 1am and i need sleep
anybody else got some headcanons?
- stitch and ptep are 11,000 years old, but they look like they're 20
- stitch and ptep are siblings
- stitch can't die unless they tell 5 secrets (they already told 2 so they have 3 secrets left).
- ptep can't die unless his determination runs out (or if stitch dies).
- ptep loves lucky a lot and he gets really flustered around her.
- ptep and lucky are a cute couple okay?
- stitch doesn't like romance and they'll rarely get into a romantic relationship with someone.
- berger owns a bakery and her bakery is pretty famous in terrapinia. the best dish there is the cheesecake.
- waggs delivers berger flowers, candy, and presents because they love each other so much.
- berger and waggs are the cutest lesbians.
- lotus is FTM (female to male).
- lotus is still in transition. his voice is still a little high, and he wears binders to compress his chest. dyer supports him and helps him sometime.
- dyer covers his eyes because they're too beautiful
- lucky is really famous in terrapinia. she has concerts, merch, and she inherited her mothers college.
- marshall has a family. his mom, his dad, his little sister, and his older brother, holler (i have yet to make the other 3).
- marshall ran away from home at the age of 16 because he wanted to see the dreamstates. once he got in daydream oasis, the portal to his home zone broke. he stayed in the dreamstates for 6 years.
- marshall is afraid of dali and he loathes goya.
- dali is extremely lovesick for marshall, and they will do anything in order for him to love them.
- marshall dated lucky for a while, but they broke up on the 3rd week because he doesn't like girls romantically or sexually.
- what im saying is that hes gay.
- u.b. covers his left eye because of a terrible accident that happened when he was 12
- u.b. started living on his own ever since the great disaster happened. both his mom and sister disappeared after the great disaster, and his dad works at a car shop (and no hes not con i hate him so much).
- bones did the great disaster
that's all for now, its 1am and i need sleep
anybody else got some headcanons?
